MrJerkface.com - The uncivilized illustrator

Liar. Nothing has ever been more right.

2012-01-05T14:43:20.111-08:00

Liar. Nothing has ever been more right.

I've been working on a univeral annelmatic sun...

2011-10-16T20:45:21.543-07:00

I've been working on a univeral annelmatic sundial sleeve that I can use to tell time with the sun anywhere in the world.

Oven mitts could protect your hands, when you cut ...

2011-10-15T17:50:18.163-07:00

Oven mitts could protect your hands, when you cut the elastic bands off the lobsters. justsaiyan.

As always, I'm late to the party and stumbled ...

2011-07-16T09:13:26.363-07:00

As always, I'm late to the party and stumbled across this blog because some of my co-writers felt the need to point out that I'm clearly not as clever as I thought I was when I came up with my online name. Fuck them - they can drink a bowl of herpes.

Anyway, this post made me laugh so hard I almost soiled myself. This is pure brilliance and I'm very tempted to do this.

What about when you go to the John..? Won't cr...

2011-05-18T11:47:13.346-07:00

What about when you go to the John..? Won't crustaceans then be in genital area..Thereby defeating your own personal policy?

Cool ! The Fist of Hate !!! ))))))

2011-03-31T16:14:36.561-07:00

Cool !
The Fist of Hate !!! ))))))

The circle of fifths is a pretty basic reference a...

2011-03-18T06:55:14.659-07:00

The circle of fifths is a pretty basic reference and conversion chart. It's probably useful to always have one with you, but you will eventually learn it if you look at it all the time. Plus you can just print it and keep it with your instrument(s).

Though, I guess it's not a bad idea for a tattoo, since it's at least better than most music tattoos.

shit that is so wrong ! :O

2011-01-07T06:41:58.007-08:00

shit that is so wrong ! :O

My brother challenged me to a fight the other day....

2010-12-06T18:17:07.865-08:00

My brother challenged me to a fight the other day. Out of sheer irritation, I came to the fight sporting a pair of real lobster rage fists (parents run a restaurant w/ one of those live lobster tanks). Needless to say, the fight never started but I did get some nasty pinches and cuts from the rage fists.

amazing

2010-11-28T18:21:16.430-08:00

amazing

glorious

2010-11-17T10:23:57.408-08:00

glorious

Ok I am brand-new here and I am not trying to bust...

2010-11-06T20:50:03.124-07:00

Ok I am brand-new here and I am not trying to bust in lay down an insult and run. I would not respect myself in the morning if I did not get the following off my chest.... I am sorry but that beard hair looks like pubic hair maybe slap some "just for men" on it and brake out your girl's, mom's, sister's straightening iron out.

So rather than make anonymous

y dont you shave your self grooooooossssssss

2010-11-05T22:53:25.743-07:00

y dont you shave your self grooooooossssssss

I won't blame you when I do this.

2010-10-13T15:24:04.708-07:00

I won't blame you when I do this.

I want a lobster rage fist shirt.

2010-08-17T11:42:22.878-07:00

I want a lobster rage fist shirt.

I love you.

2010-06-25T03:46:43.776-07:00

I love you.

Welcome to the land of rain and awesome. I am from...

2010-05-31T12:13:16.704-07:00

Welcome to the land of rain and awesome. I am from Olympia orginally. Western Wa is awesome. check out the Freemont troll under the Aurora Ave Bridge, the Seattle Underground tour in Pioneer Square, and go ride the Ducks!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fremont_Troll
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington_Memorial_Bridge
http://www.undergroundtour.com/
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Thats a fine question! I packed up my harpoons an...

2010-05-26T11:16:46.692-07:00

Thats a fine question! I packed up my harpoons and moved to Seattle. Regular posting should resume shortly.

Oh my god.. Where have you been?? Thanks for ret...

2010-05-23T14:19:39.225-07:00

Oh my god.. Where have you been??

Thanks for returning to civilization and posting some new shit.

Sailor Jerry's is hands down the best of the b...

2010-05-05T11:59:38.759-07:00

Sailor Jerry's is hands down the best of the best when it comes to rum. I'm not even talking about all the hype surrounding Sailor's. It just plain amazing and as the fellow above previoulsy mentioned - higher proof. However this indubitably leads to a massive hangover.

Late response. I like the color wheel idea, althou...

2010-04-05T14:44:31.613-07:00

Late response. I like the color wheel idea, although I see 2 problems with it:

-like the theorems, you'll eventually learn the color wheel, so that could get useless after about month.
- since colors tend to fade, it might be better to have a black & white circle separated into 12 segments, with each segment a different color name.

Come back sooner! The Lol's have run dry witho...

2010-03-17T21:11:25.669-07:00

Come back sooner! The Lol's have run dry without your antics!

Right now I'm in hiding in "the valley&qu...

2010-03-06T13:18:00.891-08:00

Right now I'm in hiding in "the valley". Rejoice, for I will be returning to Seattle on March 21st.

Where have you gone too, my food bedazzling superh...

2010-03-06T11:54:28.599-08:00

Where have you gone too, my food bedazzling superhero?

that picture looks a vajayjay

2010-02-28T15:41:38.867-08:00

that picture looks a vajayjay