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Oven mitts could protect your hands, when you cut ...

2011-10-15T17:50:18.163-07:00

Oven mitts could protect your hands, when you cut the elastic bands off the lobsters. justsaiyan.

As always, I'm late to the party and stumbled ...

2011-07-16T09:13:26.363-07:00

As always, I'm late to the party and stumbled across this blog because some of my co-writers felt the need to point out that I'm clearly not as clever as I thought I was when I came up with my online name. Fuck them - they can drink a bowl of herpes.

Anyway, this post made me laugh so hard I almost soiled myself. This is pure brilliance and I'm very tempted to do this.

What about when you go to the John..? Won't cr...

2011-05-18T11:47:13.346-07:00

What about when you go to the John..? Won't crustaceans then be in genital area..Thereby defeating your own personal policy?

My brother challenged me to a fight the other day....

2010-12-06T18:17:07.865-08:00

My brother challenged me to a fight the other day. Out of sheer irritation, I came to the fight sporting a pair of real lobster rage fists (parents run a restaurant w/ one of those live lobster tanks). Needless to say, the fight never started but I did get some nasty pinches and cuts from the rage fists.

I won't blame you when I do this.

2010-10-13T15:24:04.708-07:00

I won't blame you when I do this.

I want a lobster rage fist shirt.

2010-08-17T11:42:22.878-07:00

I want a lobster rage fist shirt.

I love you.

2010-06-25T03:46:43.776-07:00

I love you.

The Lobster Rage Fist made me laugh. Not just a &#...

2009-12-09T17:34:07.399-08:00

The Lobster Rage Fist made me laugh. Not just a 'haha, that's amusing' laugh. The kind of laugh where Dr. Pepper simultaneously shoots out your nose at your laptop screen AND trickles down into your trachea, causing a spasm of coughing, laughing and wondering if: A) Your laptop is fucked, and B) If this is the last image I will see before I drown.

I approve of this picture

this may be my next halloween costume...

2009-11-18T18:18:47.105-08:00

this may be my next halloween costume...

In this woman's defense, it appears that the l...

2009-11-18T13:57:51.497-08:00

In this woman's defense, it appears that the lobster on her crotch has already been cooked, thereby mitigating the risk of involuntary female circumcision

You, sir, are a genius. You deserve an award of so...

2009-11-17T17:39:26.861-08:00

You, sir, are a genius. You deserve an award of some sort for this... I have no idea what award, perhaps the Dankmar Adler Prize for the Advancement of Nautical Fauna-Based Melee Combat?

I LOL a lot each time I see this.

2009-11-11T22:33:51.271-08:00

I LOL a lot each time I see this.

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

2009-11-06T14:19:52.105-08:00

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

Hey have been doing lots of random stuff and haven...

2009-03-12T15:02:00.000-07:00

Hey have been doing lots of random stuff and haven't had the time to write up a basic sitemap. But I do have this link ---> http://www.xml-sitemaps.com/

Which I used to use. It's pretty basic. But it should get the job done til I can get you something up!

I must say, this is quite possibly the MOST epic p...

2009-03-10T04:26:00.000-07:00

I must say, this is quite possibly the MOST epic picture ever drawn. And it is in the form of an airline safety booklet! Is there a Spanish version!? KUDOS!