<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8549581181570078438.post4935130268337140813..comments</id><updated>2009-12-12T19:38:32.613-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments on MrJerkface.com - Instructional diagrams for complete assholes: The Lobster Rage Fist</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.mrjerkface.com/feeds/4935130268337140813/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/4935130268337140813/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.mrjerkface.com/2009/02/do-not-combine-with-genitals.html'/><author><name>Mr. Jerkface</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15396612969369403648</uri><email>mrjerkface@mrjerkface.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8549581181570078438.post-4670065346828838169</id><published>2009-12-09T17:34:07.399-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-09T17:34:07.399-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Lobster Rage Fist made me laugh. Not just a 'h...</title><summary type='text'>The Lobster Rage Fist made me laugh. Not just a &amp;#39;haha, that&amp;#39;s amusing&amp;#39; laugh.  The kind of laugh where Dr. Pepper simultaneously shoots out your nose at your laptop screen AND trickles down into your trachea, causing a spasm of coughing, laughing and wondering if: A) Your laptop is fucked, and B) If this is the last image I will see before I drown.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I approve of this picture</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/4935130268337140813/comments/default/4670065346828838169'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/4935130268337140813/comments/default/4670065346828838169'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.mrjerkface.com/2009/02/do-not-combine-with-genitals.html?showComment=1260408847399#c4670065346828838169' title=''/><author><name>GrimmCild</name><uri>http://www.twitter.com/GrimmCild</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.mrjerkface.com/2009/02/do-not-combine-with-genitals.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8549581181570078438.post-4935130268337140813' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/posts/default/4935130268337140813' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8549581181570078438.post-4961022170986663910</id><published>2009-11-18T18:18:47.105-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T18:18:47.105-08:00</updated><title type='text'>this may be my next halloween costume...</title><summary type='text'>this may be my next halloween costume...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/4935130268337140813/comments/default/4961022170986663910'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/4935130268337140813/comments/default/4961022170986663910'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.mrjerkface.com/2009/02/do-not-combine-with-genitals.html?showComment=1258597127105#c4961022170986663910' title=''/><author><name>Zach S.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00036794838503698324</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00462446198798875802'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.mrjerkface.com/2009/02/do-not-combine-with-genitals.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8549581181570078438.post-4935130268337140813' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/posts/default/4935130268337140813' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8549581181570078438.post-3622995905241240674</id><published>2009-11-18T13:57:51.497-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T13:57:51.497-08:00</updated><title type='text'>In this woman's defense, it appears that the lobst...</title><summary type='text'>In this woman&amp;#39;s defense, it appears that the lobster on her crotch has already been cooked, thereby mitigating the risk of involuntary female circumcision</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/4935130268337140813/comments/default/3622995905241240674'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/4935130268337140813/comments/default/3622995905241240674'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.mrjerkface.com/2009/02/do-not-combine-with-genitals.html?showComment=1258581471497#c3622995905241240674' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.mrjerkface.com/2009/02/do-not-combine-with-genitals.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8549581181570078438.post-4935130268337140813' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/posts/default/4935130268337140813' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8549581181570078438.post-2587106955911569766</id><published>2009-11-17T17:39:26.861-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-17T17:39:26.861-08:00</updated><title type='text'>You, sir, are a genius. You deserve an award of so...</title><summary type='text'>You, sir, are a genius. You deserve an award of some sort for this... I have no idea what award, perhaps the Dankmar Adler Prize for the Advancement of Nautical Fauna-Based Melee Combat?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/4935130268337140813/comments/default/2587106955911569766'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/4935130268337140813/comments/default/2587106955911569766'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.mrjerkface.com/2009/02/do-not-combine-with-genitals.html?showComment=1258508366861#c2587106955911569766' title=''/><author><name>Lord Andrew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07654117753289767125</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16286362586183347456'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.mrjerkface.com/2009/02/do-not-combine-with-genitals.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8549581181570078438.post-4935130268337140813' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/posts/default/4935130268337140813' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8549581181570078438.post-4095881784000545509</id><published>2009-11-11T22:33:51.271-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-11T22:33:51.271-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I LOL a lot each time I see this.</title><summary type='text'>I LOL a lot each time I see this.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/4935130268337140813/comments/default/4095881784000545509'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/4935130268337140813/comments/default/4095881784000545509'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.mrjerkface.com/2009/02/do-not-combine-with-genitals.html?showComment=1258007631271#c4095881784000545509' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.mrjerkface.com/2009/02/do-not-combine-with-genitals.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8549581181570078438.post-4935130268337140813' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/posts/default/4935130268337140813' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8549581181570078438.post-3688287158851622322</id><published>2009-11-06T14:19:52.105-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-06T14:19:52.105-08:00</updated><title type='text'>You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.</title><summary type='text'>You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/4935130268337140813/comments/default/3688287158851622322'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/4935130268337140813/comments/default/3688287158851622322'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.mrjerkface.com/2009/02/do-not-combine-with-genitals.html?showComment=1257545992105#c3688287158851622322' title=''/><author><name>Ross</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.mrjerkface.com/2009/02/do-not-combine-with-genitals.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8549581181570078438.post-4935130268337140813' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/posts/default/4935130268337140813' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8549581181570078438.post-2910246521467067133</id><published>2009-03-12T15:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-12T15:02:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hey have been doing lots of random stuff and haven...</title><summary type='text'>Hey have been doing lots of random stuff and haven&amp;#39;t had the time to write up a basic sitemap. But I do have this link ---&amp;gt; http://www.xml-sitemaps.com/&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Which I used to use. It&amp;#39;s pretty basic. But it should get the job done til I can get you something up!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/4935130268337140813/comments/default/2910246521467067133'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/4935130268337140813/comments/default/2910246521467067133'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.mrjerkface.com/2009/02/do-not-combine-with-genitals.html?showComment=1236895320000#c2910246521467067133' title=''/><author><name>Every Second</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09638209521777759529</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04839942953402249385'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.mrjerkface.com/2009/02/do-not-combine-with-genitals.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8549581181570078438.post-4935130268337140813' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/posts/default/4935130268337140813' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8549581181570078438.post-1091934974089053621</id><published>2009-03-10T04:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-10T04:26:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I must say, this is quite possibly the MOST epic p...</title><summary type='text'>I must say, this is quite possibly the MOST epic picture ever drawn. And it is in the form of an airline safety booklet! Is there a Spanish version!? KUDOS!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/4935130268337140813/comments/default/1091934974089053621'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/4935130268337140813/comments/default/1091934974089053621'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.mrjerkface.com/2009/02/do-not-combine-with-genitals.html?showComment=1236684360000#c1091934974089053621' title=''/><author><name>Every Second</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09638209521777759529</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04839942953402249385'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.mrjerkface.com/2009/02/do-not-combine-with-genitals.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8549581181570078438.post-4935130268337140813' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8549581181570078438/posts/default/4935130268337140813' type='text/html'/></entry></feed>